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Why 365 days is not enough...

2005-11-28T18:54:00.000+08:00

It's not the fault of the student if he fails, because the year ONLY has 365 days.

Typical academic year for a student:

1. Sundays - 52 Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest.
Days left 313.

2. Summer holidays - 50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study.
Days left 263.

3. 8 hours daily sleep - 130 days GONE.
Days left 141.

4. 1 hour for daily playing- (good for health) means 15 days.
Days left 126.

5. 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies (chewing properly & swallowing) - means 30days.
Days left 96.

6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal) - means 15 days.
Days left 81.

7. Exam days - per year at least 35 days.
Days left 46.

8. Quarterly, half yearly and festival (holidays) - 40days.
Days left 6.

9. For sickness - at least 3 days.
Days left 3.

10. Movies and functions- at least 2 days.
1 day left.

11. That 1 day is your birthday-

How can you study on that day?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Balance = 0

How can a student pass???

PS: Hehe... happy holidays people! =D

a juxtaposition.

2005-10-19T18:23:00.000+08:00

haii.. what else can i sae, like father like daughter.

2005-10-06T15:51:00.000+08:00

hello beloved babies,

HOORAH exams finish tomorrow. heeheeheheheh. we have to discuss some stuff!!

CLASS POLO T. and get abt to designing it and going to the shop to get it done
and CLASS OUTING haha how bout another bbq? but muslims fasting so maybe in nov? hehehhe. and..hmm..wat else?

2005-10-03T19:07:00.000+08:00

wooh. niceeeee jokes~ <3
lolx.
takin a break frm mugging-havent started actually. muahahaz.
ok, its 7.10? market structures calling.
muacks ppl all da best 4 the subject we love 2 hate:) ok mebbe onli me hates it tt much. lolz.
bb

p.s. does anyone else's right arm feel like its going to come off?

good morning 05a02

2005-10-03T11:25:00.000+08:00

good morning 'comrades'! :P

here's ben from home wishing all of you the very best in your promotional exams. which start tomorrow for me. dont ask me why i don't feel the pressure. haha.

mug on everybody and i see you still have the lesbian thing going on. no joke man yasmeen.

auf wiedersehen! :)

An aoTWO production..

2005-09-23T22:51:00.000+08:00

2005-08-28T15:04:00.000+08:00

hey hi! i finally decided to stop procrastinating and post something on the blog. i'm just going to cut and paste tho'. found all these sexist jokes on my friend's blog. i'm sure it's going to keep u all entertained for a while n to destress!

All you want to know about men

What is the similarity between a shrimp and a man?You can enjoy all but the head

What is the similarity between a dolphin and a man?They are both said to be intelligent, but no one can prove this.

What is the similarity between a microwave oven and a man?They both get hot in 15 seconds

Why can't a man be both good-looking and intelligent?Because that would make him a woman.

Why is a man's brain the size of a peanut?Because it is swollen.

Why are batteries better than men?Batteries have at least one positive end.

Why does it take one million sperm to fertilise one egg?Because sperm are male and they refuse to ask directions.

Why are men like the letter Q?Because it is a big fat zero with a small protrusion.

Why do fewer women get married these days?Because they would rather have bacon in the fridge, than a pig in the living room.

Why is the male intelligence worth more than the female?It is rarer.

What do you call an attractive intelligent and sensitive man?A rumour.

Why don't men go through menopause?They never left puberty.

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http://www.anvari.org/fun/Gender/All_You_Want_to_Know_About_Men.html

Another 40 years A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing Godshe asked "Is my time up?"God said, "No, you have another 40 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have afacelift, liposuction, and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in andchange her hair color. Since she had so much more time to live, shefigured she might as well make the most of it.After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. Whilecrossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another40 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?"

(....You'll love this!!!)God replied, " I didn't recognize you."

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Baby Quiz
Q: What is the most common pregnancy craving?
A: For men to be the ones who get pregnant.

Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
A: Childbirth.

Q: The more pregnant I get, the more often strangers smile at me. Why?
A: 'Cause you're fatter than they are.

Q: How long is the average woman in labor?
A: Whatever she says divided by two.

Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.

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Divorced Barbie

Ralph was driving home one evening when he suddenly realized that itwas his daughter's birthday and he hadn't bought her a present. He drove to themall, ran to the toy store, and said to the shop assistant, "How much is thatBarbie in the window?"In a condescending manner, she said, "Which Barbie? We have BarbieGoes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie GoesShopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie GoesNightclubbing for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.00."Ralph asked, "Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.00 when all the othersare only $19.95?""That's obvious," the sales lady said. "Divorced Barbie comes withKen's house, Ken's car, Ken's boat, and Ken's furniture.."
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Men and women
Man discovered WEAPONS and invented HUNTING,Woman discovered HUNTING and invented FURS.Man discovered COLORS and invented PAINTWoman discovered PAINT and invented MAKEUP.Man discovered the WORD and invented CONVERSATIONWoman discovered CONVERSATION and invented GOSSIP.Man discovered AGRICULTURE and invented FOODWoman discovered FOOD and invented DIET.Man discovered FRIENDSHIP and invented LOVEWoman discovered LOVE and invented MARRIAGE.Man discovered TRADING and invented MONEY

Woman discovered MONEY and that's when it all got screwed up..

haha...hope it gave you a few good laughs!

im dying ppl =)

2005-08-26T20:44:00.000+08:00

SHIT.
YES SHIT.
haiz.
pw is so not working out. we TOTALLY ARE NOT ANSWERING THE Q!!!
ARRRGH.
how?????

trigger happy..

2005-08-25T23:48:00.000+08:00

boredom kills

2005-08-16T13:09:00.000+08:00

i'm jingfang..hihi..okay then bye~

im deborah...hello...i v sian!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i'm xinyi... err... very funny combi hor

JF:but its better than long john silver's combi :))
deb:i wanna eat waffle. i wanna go home:)
XY: no link...
deb: hmmmph.
JF: Xinyi..where's deb..i can't see her..
deb: HMMMPH.
xy: Eh... i thought that should be deborah's line...
JF:...
deb: hmmmph hmmmmph. i dun love jf liao
JF:...
XY: ok fine nobody's talking. go canteen eat liao lah
deb: no aircon
JF:...

-_____________________-"

bb ao2~~~~

-- love deb, JF & XY:)

2005-07-28T20:07:00.000+08:00

tsk tsk!! such a failure this class blog! haha okay maybe it will come in handy after we graduate from tpjc which means that this will be inactive till like 2007 and by then, blogger would have deleted this off. haha cos then we will miss one another and maybe keep in touch by spastic means such as thru this blog thingy which is quite lame also maybe but ohwell. by that time a better funkier blog would have been created by one of you losers. anyways as you can see i am pretty damn bored hehe bumming around no mood to do anything. hmm hmm hmmmmmmm. can we have a class outing or sumthing during the national day break heh!! okay im seriously bored. the worse thing is i have a lot of homework to do. including mr gay's essay which was due monday. YIKES. lazy lazy lazy yazzie. thank god peiling not here to nag at me nyeheh shhhhush keep quiet okay yea no ones reading this anyway nyehehe! love love love love muahkz.

LiFe. . . . .

2005-07-19T14:51:00.000+08:00

Hi all. Jeshua here

thanks for the birthday surprise u guys threw me(though i am not really thankful for the beating. . . .) hehe schools starting to pile up huh.
Sorry my pw mates for abandoning u today, hope u guys will forgive me( or at least not kill me)

CyaZ, Keep Kewl

we are the bored.

2005-07-19T13:21:00.000+08:00

hellos. deb and xinyi:):)

we are in e library, during break, after PW lessons and before history tutorial. blogging out our boredom.

xinyi: wat else can we say besides 'bored'?
deb: i wana go home!
xinyi: cannot! must stay for the china trip presentation!!!
deb: wahhhhhh...gonna sleep in it...Zzzzzz
xinyi: *stares*
deb: *sobx* don't torture me lehz...chinese presentation???!!!
xinyi: bleh. *muahahahahah*

ok. end of crap.
*bows*
crapcrapcrap!!!
gtg canteen. dun care u all liao.
blah.

2005-07-13T16:36:00.000+08:00

dear a02,

i wouldn't post but then i took pity on yasmeen. ya. so yasmeen. here's your post.

love,
shalina

p.s.: let's set yasmeen's hair on fire!!!

2005-07-10T11:18:00.000+08:00

hey guys.

for all those who wish to know -- we lost to HC,won MJ. both results expected i guess. but was very disappointed with the HC one cos i know that i performed a lot worse than what i'm supposed to be capable of. As the second prop too, i felt a lot of the onus was on me to discredit HC's case, but i failed terribly. And i guess losing always makes you realise all your greatest fears -- of being inadequate, not capable enough, or just not bright enough. But hey, maybe it's not all about winning but about gallantly going forth even when the odds are against you. We tried to set up a good case, but it just wasnt good enough, we just weren't good enough. There was no pride in winning against the MJ team. because MJ was just MJ. We still stand a chance of moving to the quarters i guess, cos 4 teams will progress from winning both debates, and the other 4 will progress from winning one and losing one. So, we'll just see how things go. We'll just look ahead, move on and keep our heads up.

khai's maiden entry..

2005-07-07T00:01:00.000+08:00

aLohaa fellow comrades. from now on i will call u ppl comrades. =D

ohh.. just wanna comment on what reynolds did to us today. YASMEEN U LUCKEY WOMAN U MISSED REYNOLDs'S DRESSING DOWN ON US... okla those whu dint complete the essay only.

I respect him not outta fear but for his prudence in teaching us. maybe just cos he's white =d but what happened today was uncalled for. I guess it doesn't pay to be honest when u don't do ur work when it comes to reynolds at least cos he would still go around and make it seem as though u committed a cardinal sin.

hmm i guess the trick lies in letting him blow off steam in ur face like wht hazi saes.. espech those in the pre u seminar team, i bet tt u fellas are kinda seasoned already.. so yea.

aLL the best to uS people. cheers!!

hello

2005-07-06T11:02:00.000+08:00

hello jingfang xinyi and huichun here.

we want to post some crap here since we r so sian3 here. what to say? life suxx...............

blah.

2005-07-05T21:34:00.000+08:00

HI! it's shalina...good god i am so bored at home. hmm there's always the possibility of sitting down and writing gp essay..but...hmm...no, i don't think i will. :P

okays well shall try to remember to bring parent teachers meeting form tmr marilene dearest.

erm...erm...erm...

2005-07-05T20:26:00.000+08:00

this is deb. yeah. dis is cool:) but yazzie change the skin PLEASE. so...erm. like some ancient history website about stamford raffles lor. HAHAZ. oops. btw. wad kinda potluck do you bring to a picnic. mari dear we jus bring some hamburger buns okay? supermarket got alot. becos i have no idea u got any better ? unless. u gonna cook something. lols. rubbish la. ohhhhh. i got my net connection back!!!! VERY HAPPY~~~ *grin*
ok la. write some more rubbish next time. nites.

Hehe...Yazzie ask me 2 post...So...Dun blame me if its rubbish!

2005-07-05T14:48:00.000+08:00

Hey everybody...Tis is Marilene...Hahaz...Due 2 a lack of things 2 say...All I can say is hand in ur parents' meetin form tml...Hahaz...N get into pairs 2 dicuss wat 2 bring 4 our beach picnic nx mon...=)

The beginning of a mass orgy. hopefully.

2005-07-03T01:02:00.000+08:00

Dearest darlingest babies,

This is a bloggie created for the purpose of giving oh5ehoh2 a chance to moan and groan together.sounds wrong. like a mass orgy. hmmmmm this will hopefully be a mass orgy! i'm not talking about mass orgy in the sense of us engaging in cyberthebigsword with one another (yucks). im talking about a mass orgy of words! sounds fun eh you artsy fartsy history econs lit fanatics!!!

a class blog!!where we can communicate! for eg. tell dirty jokes, plot how to get mr gay to wear supenders again and if you're nice, remind everyone else what homework there is to do etc etc.

hehe time for rules(are for fools)-- no posting of nude photos.(unless it's of Xabi Alonso) Yeps and minimal bitchyness k! hoho! the guys especially. snigger snigger.

oh btw, i know the template really sucks just ripped it off one of the ones blogger provided hehehe! one of you smart asses go change it k!